Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
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Chuck Norris can give aspirin a headache
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Mysterious Lake in Tanzania

Deadly Mysterious Phenomenon: Lake Natron in Tanzania Transforms Animals into Statues

 

Lake Natron is situated in Tanzania and is everything but hospitable: its water temperatures can reach 60 °C, and its alkalinity is between pH 9 and pH 10.5. Yes, pretty harsh! Natron, so the name of the lake, is a naturally occurring compound made mainly of sodium carbonate, with a bit of baking soda (sodium bicarbonate) thrown in. In this arid region of Africa, it  has come from volcanic ash, accumulated from the Great Rift valley

Look at these photographs of calcified animals! It is surely the most horrific depiction of the “bird of peace”

As shown by the amazing photographs of Nick Brandt, animals that become immersed in the water die and are calcified, yes they are like petrified and perfectly preserved. No one actually knows with certainty how they die. High temperatures and salinity play of course a major part, but the extreme reflective nature of the lake’s surface could also play an important role by confusing birds. So like crashing into a glass windows, they crash into the lake.

Funniest Add

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Subliminal Messages part 2

Let's have some more subliminal messages.

Disney is well known for slipping in the odd subliminal message into their cartoons. Mostly these subliminal messages are of an erotic nature. In the newer releases of Disney cartoons some of the subliminal messages have been removed. I know some of these are legit as I have seen the old copies that some of my friends have. What do you think about Disney subliminal messages? A step too far or a funny secret? Let us know in the comments.
A subliminal message from The Rescuers. Take a look at the window in the background.

his is another subliminal message from ‘The Little Mermaid’ and was present on the front cover of the movie. The case has now been changed to be a little more child friendly.

 

 Another subliminal message from Disney on the cover of the box of the lion king. The outline of a woman wearing panties is hidden in the lions face. Genuine mistake or a seedy subliminal?

Next up is a more recent hidden message from ‘Hannah Montana’s Concert Candy’. How ironic that such perversely shaped candies should be released by someone who is often criticised for acting like a bit of a hussy. Could this be merely a poorly designed product or a perverse plan with not so sweet intentions?

This one is of Mickey Mouse holding Minnie Mouse’s suspiciously shaped body. Subliminal message or oblivious cartoonist with shlong on the brain?